Welcome To Murph Manor...

Introducing The Murphy Family:

Who are The Murphy Family? Where is Murph Manor? What is The Murphiverse? All this and more (or less), right here on this crazy little corner of the information super highway.

Name: Papa Murph.
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Age: Unknown.
Nationality: Born in China, raised in London, lived in the USA for a few years, then Australia.
Favourite Food: Carrots.
Favourite Drink(s): Gin and Tonic, Red Wine.
Favourite Music: Jazz, Swing, Blues, Classic Rock, Rockabilly, Shoegaze, Brit Pop.
Favourite Movies: Artsy and weird, the sort of things that leave you questioning what on Earth that was about.
Backstory: My beloved wife, Mama Murph, and I, were both living in China when we were approached to be part of a program to breed Gorillas to work as emotional support animals for people struggling with mental health issues. This is a cause that we both care about a lot, and so we thought it was a great idea. What we didn't know is that we would be held captive and forced to breed, constantly. We were also given special medications that would speed up the process as they needed a lot more than 1 birth a year. My poor wife ended up giving birth dozens of times. We weren't the only ones there, but we were held in high regard due to our high success rate. We were moved back and forth between China and another facility in Japan where we had even more children. We were then meant to be sent back to China, but we escaped and ended up living in London, England. It was just the 2 of us, we had no idea what had become of any of those children and we just tried to get on with our lives. We attended WWF's SummerSlam event at Wembley Stadium in 1992. After the show, we snuck backstage to try and meet some wrestlers. However, we fell asleep in a road case and ended up waking up in New York. It was here that we were forcibly separated. It was at Pennsylvania Station (which for reasons I will never understand, is in New York) and it was extremely busy. We held hands as tightly as possible, but the sheer force of hundreds of people rushing in opposite directions, we were pulled apart. We were holding hands so tightly that our hands were ripped clean from our wrists...well, it wasn't that clean...there was quite a lot of blood. I tried to find her in the sea of people, but it was no good. I have spent every year since trying to find her, but with no luck. It is my hope that she is still out there and that we shall be reunited one day.

Name: Mama Murph.
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Age: Unknown.
Nationality: Born in Japan, raised in London, traveled around the USA, now living at Murph Manor.
Favourite Food: Vegetables.
Favourite Drink(s): Red Wine.
Favourite Music: The Verve, Lush.
Favourite Movies: Anything that makes me laugh.
Backstory: Well...if you've just read what my husband's biography said...there has been an update! Yes, we have been reunited! We spent 30 years looking for each other and just missing each other, often being in the same place 1 day apart or something like that. Thanks to the family's YouTube activities, I was made aware of Murph Manor and made arrangements to get there as soon as possible. It's been so amazing getting to know my children, and of course, being back with the love of my life, Papa Murph. We both felt incomplete without each other. But now, we are back together and happier than we've been in a very long time. You're probably wondering what I've been up to for all these years. I traveled a lot, looking for my husband, but I also found myself in a variety of different situations. I worked for an Amish family for a while which was an interesting experience. They were very nice but that lifestyle really wasn't for me. I worked in a pub in London for a few years, that was more my scene, but I decided not to go back after the lockdown as I wanted to try something new. I've drifted around the USA, leading a fairly nomadic life in the years since, but then I came here.

Name: "The Works" Worker Murphy.
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Age: Born in early 1987.
Nationality: Born in Japan, lived in the West Midlands, Africa and Australia.
Favourite Food: Beans, crisps.
Favourite Drink(s): Beer.
Favourite Music: Anything that I can dance to.
Favourite Movies: British comedy, especially Monty Python and Carry On films.
Backstory: I'm the oldest...at least that we've managed to track down. There must be more Murphy brothers and sisters that are older than me, but we've yet to find them. A group of us were sent to England as children for training. However, once we arrived at Heathrow Airport, we escaped and went on a crazy journey, It was me, The Murfer, The Pirate King and his twin brother (Jango), Sussex, Tennis and Hans. After being on the run for a while, Murfer, Sussex, Tennis and I were caught. Rather than being sent to the training facility, we were going to be assigned jobs. However, Sussex's test scores were so good that he was given a scholarship to Eaton, after which, we lost contact with him for a very long time. Then it was thought that The Murfer and Tennis' athletic skills could be put to good use and so Murfer went to a Surf Academy in Wales while Tennis was sent to a Tennis Training Program based in Cambridge. This left me. I didn't have those skills and so I was sent down the mines. At first, I found the mines very intimidating, but I found companionship in my co-workers who were all very warm and kind to me. I was living in Dudley for much of this time which is a lovely place and I have a lot of great memories from my time in Dudley. This was also where I started to discover myself. One of my co-workers, "Pinky", was the first gay man that I'd ever met. That was something that I'd never really thought about before, but I eventually came to realise that I too was gay. He would take me to all the gay clubs in the West Midlands...not that there were that many back then. We were down the mine one day when there was a cave in. I was able to get out, but "Pinky" and the rest of the crew were on the other side. They also had all of the machinery on their side. I initially tried to dig through but that was getting me nowhere. We had limited time before they'd run out of oxygen. I ended up eating my way through the rocks. I managed to get through and everyone was able to escape. Sadly, "Pinky" is no longer with us. He died a few months after the cave in, very young of an undiagnosed heart condition. That heart condition was actually what earned him his nickname, his pink complexion was largely down to extremely high blood pressure. I was dealing with some very severe depression after that and because of my heroic act that saved the entire crew, they sent me to Africa to work in a diamond mine as a sort of promotion and a chance to get away from everything that reminded me of "Pinky". I lived there for a few years, driving around in my fancy red sports car with the top down. After that, I was offered the chance to move into gold mining in Australia. I remembered hearing a rumour that The Murfer might have been in Australia for a surfing competition so I thought maybe I could track down one of my brothers whilst I was over there. As luck would have it, I did. I was drinking at The Esplanade Hotel one night when who walked in but The Murfer. There he was. We hadn't seen each other in years. We decided to find a place to live together and maybe we could find some more of our family members. This was still before the internet and so that was going to be difficult and we didn't have much luck, but at least the 2 of us were reunited. I retired from mining soon after and turned to my true passion...painting. Initially, I was mostly doing abstract work but after watching a few episodes of Bob Ross's "The Joy Of Painting", I started to develop more skills and became more interested in painting things that made me happy.

Name: "The Murfer" Surfer Murphy.
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Age: Born in early 1987.
Nationality: Born in Japan, grew up in Wales, then ended up staying in Australia after a surfing competition.
Favourite Food: Curry.
Favourite Drink(s): Beer.
Favourite Music: See "Murfer's Music Reviews" on YouTube.
Favourite Movies: Horror, especially Comedy/Horror.
Backstory: I was sent to The National Surf Academy of Wales after being caught whilst on the run in England. What initially attracted me to surfing was my love of sea creatures and during down time from surf training, I managed to get a degree in Marine Biology, specializing in Sharks. People like to think that Sharks are evil, but this is not true. I have several Shark friends and they're lovely. Yes, they have been known to eat people, but that's because those people are in the Sharks' home. When you're in their home, you must always be respectful. There are Sharks that can be arseholes, just like any other species, but most of them will only attack if provoked or if really really hungry. They aren't the most creative of creatures though and so most of them are called things like Shark, Sharkerson, Sharkington, etc. But that's a story for another place. I took to surfing very quickly and I have won many competitions around the world, representing Wales. During my travels, I would also work as a life guard at local beaches. I still volunteer when they need an extra set of hands. I had never planned to move to Australia, but when I ran into The Works at The Espy that night, I felt that it was more important to reconnect with my long lost brother who was now living and working there. Once he retired, I had settled here, made friends, etc. We lived like that for many years, and then I met Maddyjojo. She's a rare Australian Outback Gorilla. We hit it off straight away, she had actually been a fan of me when I was still surfing competitively and so she was very excited to meet me. I just thought that she was so beautiful and funny, plus she's an amazing cook. She worked at an Indian restaurant so she's very skilled at making curries which is great for me, I love spicey food. We visited England in 2023 where we got married in Walsall. We also adopted our son, Al Beano, in Penzance. Another thing that happened during our time in Penzance was that we ran into "The Pirate King"...but I leave that to him to tell his story.

Name: "The Pirate King" Blondie Murphy.
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Age: Born in early 1987.
Nationality: Born in Japan, grew up in Penzance and at sea.
Favourite Food: Hash browns, chips, crisps, mashed potato...anything potato.
Favourite Drink(s): Rum, gin, beer, wine, scotch.
Favourite Music: Gilbert and Sullivan.
Favourite Movies: Comedy and musicals.
Backstory: Arrrrrr! So while the others were dealing with being captured, my twin brother Jango and I managed to escape to Cornwall. We hung out and lived on the beach for a summer, but then the authorities started snooping about. We wanted to stick together but we were separated. I ended up hiding on a nearby ship while Jango ran off into some bushes. I had no idea where he was for many years and would only find him again via the magic of the internet. He lives in Oxford now and has a very nice life there. But as for me, it turned out that the ship belonged to the infamous Pirates Of Penzance. As it happened, the ship's parrot had died recently and they were looking for a new pet. As I was only a child, they thought that I was just a small monkey and not an ape, a gorilla that would grow to quite a decent size. It was a nice life though and the then Pirate King was very fond of me. As I spent more time around the pirates, I became a very skilled pirate myself, and because of my friendship with the Pirate King, I started to rise up through the ranks. When the Pirate King was mortally wounded, he named me as his successor. This was not a popular choice with some of the pirates, but I was able to win them over fairly quickly with my skills, bravery and leadership. By this point, the pirates were mostly working to protect our ocean home and making a living through copying video tapes (that's where video piracy got it's name). We still look for buried treasure, many pirates are skilled archeologists. But these days, we only kill in defence of ourselves, our allies, the ocean and the creatures that live in it. I now split my time between my work and living at Murph Manor with the family. I also now have a Pirate Queen too, my long term girlfriend Ayakojojo, who is actually Maddyjojo's sister. She's a goth/punk and we are deeply in love. I could go into further details but I'm told that most humans aren't as comfortable talking about that sort of thing in graphic details as we pirates are. Arrrr!

Name: The Reverend C.F. Furphy O.B.E (Cousin Furphy).
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Age: Born 8th of January 1988.
Nationality: Born in Thailand...I think...I'm not really sure. I was there, obviously, but I was seconds old so I can't exactly remember...it was somewhere in Asia...or thereabouts.
Favourite Food: Brussels Sprouts, crisps, olives, pickles.
Favourite Drink(s): Beer.
Favourite Music: Funk, Soul and Nu Metal.
Favourite Movies: Carry On Screaming and Underworld.
Backstory: Furphy was born on David Bowie and Elvis Presley's birthday...possibly in Thailand. As a young Furphling, I moved to the United Kingdom where I met this lovely person known only as "The Doctor". Thanks to The Doctor, Furphy has a non linear time line and as a result, he is technically much older than his birthdate would suggest. I have had quite the interesting life and there's far too much to go into here. I did punch Hitler in the balls, I did steal John Lennon's pint, I have so many stories to share. Some of which you will find in our videos, some you will find on FurphBook (My Facebook Page). I traveled with The Doctor on and off and who knows if I shall ever run into them again, but we have had some crazy adventures. I also have my own TARDIS. It's currently disguised as a WrestleMania DVD box set. I grew up in and around Plymouth, in between my travels. I'm currently living in Australia. They have a beer named after me here which is very nice. It really is an honour that they named it after me and as it has my name on it, it means that I can just take it whenever I want, so that has saved me a lot of money. I am a Reverend. That's a long story, but I have started my own church, The Universal Church Of Furphy. All you have to do to worship in our religion is to drink liquid...any liquid that is safe to drink...ideally alcoholic but not everyone can drink that. You don't even need to believe in anything. But by consuming liquid, you are honouring your own existence and that is what The Universal Church Of Furphy is all about.

Name: Sussex Murphy.
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Age: Born in mid 1987.
Nationality: Born in Japan, grew up in Sussex.
Favourite Food: Sandwiches with rye bread and vegetables.
Favourite Drink(s): Beer, Wine.
Favourite Music: Blues rock.
Favourite Movies: Water starring Billy Connolly and Michael Caine, Star Trek.
Backstory: After we were captured, I was given an IQ test and scored 300 which is quite high apparently. As a result, it was decided that I should be sent to Eaton. I didn't really fit in there, what with being a Gorilla and from a working class background, I had very little in common with most of my fellow students. I was bullied a lot, I ended up sleeping on the roof every night in order to stay safe. It wasn't so bad in the warmer months, but it was rather uncomfortable in the winter. I did learn to rug up and would build a nice, warm nest every night. There was only 1 person who knew where I was, B.G. Tipps. He was studying at Oxford University at the time and I'd met him on a school excursion. As we were both white furred Gorillas, we decided to stay in touch. When he found out that I was sleeping on the roof, he would bring me a large thermos of tea and a tomato sandwich. After we both graduated, we decided to find a place to live. He found Sussex on a map and thought it'd be funny if we moved there, seeing as that is my name. My only other friend was Cousin Furphy. I don't remember this, but he tells me that we met when he performed in a production of Hamlet at Eaton, but the first time that I remember meeting him was in Brighton when B.G. Tipps and I were looking for a place to live. He was there on a dirty weekend with his then boyfriend. The 4 of us ended up hanging out together until Furphy's boyfriend got jealous and left. They broke up officially a few weeks later. Furphy and I really just hit it off. It was only a few years later that we found out that we were cousins. I just saw him as this amazing story teller who was a lot of fun to hang out with. He'd visit B.G. Tipps and I at least once a month and we'd always end up having a wild party. I had always hoped to find my brothers and maybe even my parents, but I wasn't having much luck until I received an email from The Murfer. Once we met up, we decided that we should live as a family from now on.

Name: Tennis "The Menace" Murphy.
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Age: Born in mid 1987.
Nationality: Born in Japan, grew up in Cambridge and spent a lot of time around Wimbledon.
Favourite Food: Fruit.
Favourite Drink(s): Gin.
Favourite Music: Rock'n'roll.
Favourite Movies: Carry On Camping...honestly too many to mention.
Backstory: Hello Tennis! (Editor's Note: Tennis is still learning to speak English and when we asked him to provide us with his backstory for this website, he just yelled "Hello Tennis!" and ran away...He has very little interest in the sport that he shares a name with, but because that is his name and because he has very strong arms, it was decided that he should train for the British Tennis team. He was trained between Cambridge and Wimbledon, but he was far more interested in stealing strawberries from spectators. His main interest is movies. Any time he didn't show up for practice, they'd always find him at the local cinema or video store. This is how he earned the nickname "The Menace". He was always causing trouble or not showing up at all. He is quite good at tennis, but he does get bored with it very quickly and ends up climbing on things. He's a lot of fun to be around though and has a big heart. He was always there to look after an injured team mate, to make his team mates laugh after a loss and just a great friend to everyone. He was eventually kicked out of the academy as the higher ups decided that he wasn't making enough progress. It was at this point that his brothers were able to track him down and arrangements were made for him to join them at Murph Manor).
UPDATE: Hello Tennis! I've now learnt to speak English and so I can write my own biography. However, there's not really much to add to what's already here. My biggest accomplishment in tennis was defeating Tim Henman with both arms tied behind my back after he said that I couldn't. I held the racket with my left foot and hopped around on my right foot. It was all in good fun though. He had to pay for my cinema tickets for a week after that. I'm really happy here and Murph Manor and it's nice to hear from fans, something that I never expected to have. You are all wonderful!

Name: "SwimMurph" Swimmer Murphy.
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Age: Born in mid 1987.
Nationality: Born in Japan, grew up in the USSR, lived in Estonia until 2024, I generally consider myself Estonian.
Favourite Food: Vegan protein bars.
Favourite Drink(s): Soy milk, water.
Favourite Music: Industrial.
Favourite Movies: The Matrix, Underworld, Conquest Of The Planet Of The Apes.
Backstory: I am not sure how much I can tell you. The K.G.B. are...not exactly friends of SwimMurph. I had been safe in Estonia for many years, or so I thought, then I had a new neighbour. His name was Kevin Gerald Boronia. At first, I thought it was a coincidence, but then he started going through my rubbish, trying to steal my mail, following me to work, etc. I was working as a strength coach for the Estonian swimming team and had been away for a competition for a week. When I got home, I found that someone had been in my house. A pumpkin that I'd left in the fridge had an usual glow to it. I had who knew about such things and she ran a test confirming my worst fear...it was radioactive. Someone had broken into my house and poisoned my food with some kind of radioactive liquid. Kevin was my first suspect, but I couldn't be sure and I wasn't going to stay in the house to find out. I stayed with the friend who ran the test on the pumpkin and put out a call online to try and find family members who might be able to find me a new place, far away from the K.G.B. While staying at my friend's apartment, I saw Kevin on the news...except he wasn't going by Kevin Gerald Boronia anymore, he was Boris Sodgemiglov and he'd been awarded a medal by Vladimir Putin for going beyond the call of duty as a member of the Russian army. It wasn't just a look a like, it was the same guy. He was even wearing the same clothes that he was wearing when I saw him the last time. The same wig that always appeared to be trying to make an escape, the same black suit, the same shirt with the mysterious red stains, the tie with a picture of Mickey Mouse with a toilet seat around his neck. It was the same guy. He didn't know where my friend lived...or so I thought, but then I saw his car outside. It was at this point that I received a message from Sussex, inviting me to come to Murph Manor. My friend and I managed to escape. Sodgemiglov gave chase, but his Lada couldn't keep up with her Nissan Leaf. We drove all the way to Berlin airport. We needed to get to Australia but we couldn't just take a flight straight there as they were probably tracking us, so we flew to London, then from London to Bangkok, then we drove from Bangkok to Phnom Penh where we flew to Toronto, we then drove from there to Mexico and caught a flight to New Zealand. My friend, who had been a competitive swimmer before retiring and going into chemistry, met up with an old girlfriend/rival swimmer there and they ended up hooking up again. She decided to stay in New Zealand. I'm pleased to announce that I received a postcard from her yesterday telling me that they're getting married. I then snuck onto a cruise ship to Queensland before renting a car and driving to Melbourne where I met up with my family who took me to Murph Manor. I still have to be very careful, but I am protected now thanks to having my large extended family around me. It was not easy. I've always had to stay at least 1 step ahead of the K.G.B. Even today, I'm always very careful. Posting this online feels very dangerous to me, but people want to know my story and the others have said that it would be good therapy to get it out.

Name: "Super" Hans Murphy.
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Age: Born in late 1987.
Nationality: Born in China, lived briefly in England, raised in Modesto, CA.
Favourite Food: Broccoli.
Favourite Drink(s): Beer.
Favourite Music: 80s Metal.
Favourite Movies: Bodyslam, They Live, Suburban Commando, The Wrestler.
Backstory: Hey everybody, this is Hans Murphy from Modesto, California. I've kinda already told you my back story in one of the videos, but I'll go over it again here. I was in England when I first saw WWF wrestling on TV. It was Bret Hart VS The 1-2-3 Kidd and I was hooked. I saw in that moment what I wanted to do with my life. I found out where the WWF was based and did everything I could to get to their offices in Stanford, CT. At this point, I had no training or athletic background, I was just a young Gorilla with a dream. By this point, it was 1996 and when I got to the WWF Headquarters, I happened to catch the legendary James E. Cornette outside the building. Cornette said that he liked my look and had he not just closed Smoky Mountain Wrestling (his wrestling company that had been used as a training ground for the WWF). He asked if I had any athletic background, which I didn't, and so he told me to go and sign up for a local football team or something to get more athletic conditioning, then maybe I could get a try out the following year. I knew nothing about American football (I didn't really know much about football in general, I only ever watched wrestling), but I found a local team. For legal reasons, I'm not supposed to say the name of the team and any time I have said the name, it's been a made up name as I'm not allowed to say for reasons that will become apparent. I was completely open with them that I'd never even seen an American football match, but they said "oh, you're a Gorilla, you'll be fine, just remember...if you get your hands on the ball, whatever you do, do not let go!"...and so that's exactly what I did. I held that ball with all of my Gorilla strength. The opposition tried to wrestle the ball from my hands, but I would not let go. I managed to get up and ran for our team's goal. I made it to the goal, but I was still not letting go of that ball. Suddenly, my own team mates where unhappy with me. Everyone was trying to get me to let go of the ball, but I knew that the coach was the boss and he'd said not to let go. By this point, I was having a panic attack and there was no one that could convince me to let go of that ball. They ended up smashing my hands with a sledgehammer, breaking every bone in both hands. They were so badly damaged that they needed to be amputated. I received a payout but on the condition that I never revealed the name of the team that sent me out to play a game that I didn't know how to play that lead to me losing my hands. I used that payout to buy a small apartment in Modesto, CA where I made a new life for myself. I wasn't in a great way at first and was drinking a lot, but because of that, I happened to befriend some local wrestlers in a bar. I told them my story and they trained me. I was able to make a few appearances as a special attraction, "Hans The Handless Gorilla". I wrestled 13 matches but then that promotion went under, most of the wrestlers went back to their regular jobs and I was left alone in my apartment, usually playing video games. I was playing WWE 2K23 online against this guy calling himself "The Murfer". Could it be? Yes! By pure chance, I'd found my own brother playing video games online. He told me that he and several more of my brothers had this place in Australia, and so off I went to be reunited with my family and to meet even more family members and friends.

Name: "Top Gun" Les Murphy.
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Age: Born in late 1987.
Nationality: Born in China, spent most of my life in Fort Worth, Texas.
Favourite Food: Chocolate bars, olives.
Favourite Drink(s): Whiskey, Cola.
Favourite Music: Sparks, Bowie, Yes, King Crimson, Dire Straits, Creedence, Tom Petty, Phil Collins, Joan Jett, KISS.
Favourite Movies: Anything involving flying and planes, preferably with no killing.
Backstory: I grew up obsessed with planes. I always wanted to learn to fly but I had no idea how to get involved with that sort of thing. I saw a commercial for the Air Force. I didn't really know much about the military, but I saw lots of really cool planes and they were looking for people, so I decided to join up. It was a big mistake. To anyone else looking at such a career, you really need to do your research first so you'll know what is expected of you. I was only young, I had no idea what kind of thing I was letting myself in for. It was like torture. They were trying to break me and there's a lot of trauma there, even now. The biggest monster was Lt. Treacle. That guy was a psycho. He was a shorter man with a really bad comb over, an even worse spray tan and ridiculously small feet. He had to buy his shoes in the children's department and even then he'd often have to wear multiple pairs of socks to stop his feet from sliding around. He wanted to turn me into a cold blooded killer...but that's just not me. The flight instructors loved me because I read every manual, I read every other book that I could find on planes and flying, I practiced in simulators at any chance I got and I was always asking questions. Lt. Treacle though was not so easily pleased. If I wasn't willing to kill, then he saw me as no use to the Air Force. But because I was such a good student, I became a fully licenced pilot in under a year. A year later and I was doing very complex tricks. They ended up using me to fly rescue missions into dangerous areas. I love helping people and so I did a lot of that. Despite all of that, Lt. Treacle kept trying to get rid of me. He'd intentionally send me into the most dangerous places, expecting me not to make it back. When I'd return, with whoever it was I was saving from certain death, Lt. Treacle would be so pissed off. I flew into situations that most people would say were impossible. I saved a lot of lives, but I never took one and that drove him crazy. Any time that I was up for promotion or to get any medals or anything like that, he'd put a stop to that. He was always trying to set me up to get a dishonorable discharge. After 10 years of service, he replaced General McCarthy's bourbon with urine. Now if they'd run any tests on that urine, they'd have known that it wasn't mine. I would never do that. I actually had a good relationship with General McCarthy for the most part and I was always very respectful to him and his bourbon. But Lt. Treacle out ranked me and they took his word for it. General McCarthy suspected Lt. Treacle as he knew that Lt. Treacle had it in for me, so he turned a blind eye as I left, taking Lt. Treacle's new motorcycle with me. I had nowhere to go, but I had the bike and ended up joining a motorcycle gang, The Rollin' Gorillas. They actually were already called that and so when they met me, a Gorilla on a motorcycle, they were very welcoming. Motorcycle gangs have a bad reputation, but we just helped people, made deliveries and took part in parades. We often did security for pride marches too which was always a lot of fun. We did a lot of work with sick kids too. The gang used to call me either "Top Gun" or "Top Gorilla" as a reference to my time in the Air Force. I did that for a lot of years and it was great, but I'd never had a real home before and I'd always wanted one. I was riding through California and happened to cross paths with Hans. I went to a wrestling show and he was doing commentary. He spotted me in the audience and we spoke at intermission. He'd already made plans to come to Murph Manor and invited me to come along. The next day, we were on a plane to Australia. As for the bike, I gave it to a friend of Hans' at the wrestling show. He'd always wanted one and his car had broken down.

Name: "The Flipper" Flip Murphy.
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Age: Born in 1987.
Nationality: Born in Japan, raised in Ohio.
Favourite Food: Apples.
Favourite Drink(s): Vanilla Protein Shakes.
Favourite Music: Rock'n'Roll.
Favourite Movies: Comedy.
Backstory: I'm a retired gymnast. Men's Artistic Gymnastics to be specific. I trained at a series of small gyms in and around Ohio. I very nearly moved to Pittsburg to attend Pitt State University at one point as there was talk of them starting a Men's Artistic Gymnastics team called The Gorillas. It never worked out though and I ended up attending the University Of Michigan on a gymnastics scholarship, studying Law. After graduation, I returned to Ohio and worked as a gymnastics coach for many years. I was at my best on the floor and I used that to help coach the next generation. Gorillas are natural gymnasts as we have such strong arms. I never ended up using my law degree and just spent most of my time working in and around gymnastics. The closest to using that degree was that I knew all the regulations when it came to any of the gyms that I worked at needed to do building work. I'd dedicated my life to gymnastics for over 30 years and I decided that it was time to move on. My body is not in the best shape due to all the years of doing gymnastics. I was a little bit lost after that as I didn't know what else to do and I'm still really searching for what to do next. Right now though, I'm just enjoying giving my body a rest.

Name: Caddyshack Murphy.
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Age: Born in 1987.
Nationality: Born in China, moved to Asheville, NC soon after.
Favourite Food: Bananas, chocolate.
Favourite Drink(s): Champaigne.
Favourite Music: Kenny Loggins.
Favourite Movies: Caddyshack, Caddyshack 2, Happy Gilmore.
Backstory: Unlike most of my brothers and sisters, my birth was a complicated one. At first, they thought that I might not survive for more than a month. As a result, I ended up spending more time with my parents before being sent off to be sold. We were regularly moved between facilities in China and Japan. At the Japanese facility, they had a laserdisc player and a few movies that we could watch. This was where I discovered "Caddyshack". I must have played that laserdisc a hundred times. I became obsessed with it. A year later, I was given a medical examination where it was found that I was healthy enough to be sold. My parents weren't happy about this though and because of my Caddyshack obsession, they contacted a country club in Asheville, NC, telling them my story. It was a long shot, but the country club agreed to to make in, giving me a good job as a caddy. I was treated very well for the most part. Obviously, you're always going to get a few assholes, but most of the people who I worked with/for were just swell. However, things were changing in America. Around 2016, I started to experience a lot more discrimination, as did several other employees and even guests. It wasn't the happy place that it had been anymore. In 2024, I saw long term members being forced to leave because they were LGBTQIA and that never sat right with me. I confronted those responsible which lead to me getting beaten up pretty badly. I ended up with a punctured lung. It's been repaired but I still have some issues with breathing. I was also forced to retire due to this injury. This older lesbian couple found me just outside the gates of the country club, Matilda and Jenny Macintosh, they were 2 of my favourite golfers to work for. They would always bring me a bunch of bananas and a bottle of champaign every time they played. They took me back to their condo and cared for me until I'd recovered. However, because I'm a Gorilla, the owners of the building felt that me staying there was a breach of his strict "No Pets" rule (even though I was not a pet). Matilda and Jenny went online and found The Murfer via his "Murfer's Music Reviews" show and got in contact, arranging for me to be sent here. I will be forever grateful to those 2. They saved my life. I do miss America, but I don't know if it's safe there anymore. Perhaps I will go back and visit sometime, but I'm happy in my new home with my family. As for Matilda and Jenny, we keep in touch via postcards. Matilda is Scottish and so they've been able to leave the USA and move to the UK. They own a small pub in Glasgow.

Name: Slugger Murphy.
Appearance:

Age: Born in 1987.
Nationality: Polish.
Favourite Food: Cabbage, brussel sprouts, celery, spinach, kale.
Favourite Drink(s): Vodka.
Favourite Music: Status Quo, Slipknot, Wizzard.
Favourite Movies: The original Star Wars trilogy, Harry And The Hendersons, Ed (the baseball playing Chimp).
Backstory: I have the strongest arms in baseball. I once threw the ball so hard that it not only broke the bat, but it went through 3 walls and was found somewhere in Austria. I can usually be found working out, everyday is arm day for me. I have been known to bench press trucks for fun. I also like singing and making music with the family. I also sometimes train with Hans with his wrestling which is a lot of fun. I've traveled around a little bit, mostly in Europe, due to my baseball career. That has always been fun as I like to learn about other cultures. I was once forced to leave a LIDL somewhere in England because I was juggling brussel sprouts. I ended up swallowing them all and running for it. I'm usually a little bit more well behaved than that but I'd just drank 3 bottles of vodka and was in party mode. I don't really know what else to tell you about myself, but thank you for taking an interest.

Name: Timelord Murphy.
Appearance:

Age: Born in 1987.
Nationality: Born in Japan, raised on Gallifrey.
Favourite Food: Vegan jelly babies, celery.
Favourite Drink(s): Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
Favourite Music: Delia Derbyshire, White Noise, BBC Radiophonic Workshop.
Favourite Movies: Doctor Who, Star Wars, Star Trek.
Backstory: I was born with a clock in my head. No one is really sure why, but it's always been there. They didn't really know what to do with me as it's not really a disability and doesn't impact my life that much beyond always knowing what time it is, unless it's low on batteries. It was decided that the best thing for me was to send me to the Timelord University on Gallifrey, which is where I spent my formative years. I was in the same class as The Doctor, who is still a great friend of mine to this day. I have my own TARDIS, which is currently in the shape of a cardboard box with a picture of me on it. I have traveled to all kinds of places and times, but I've finally found a home here with my family.

Name: Coach Murphy.
Appearance:

Age: Born in 1987.
Nationality: Born in Japan.
Favourite Food: Red Bull.
Favourite Drink(s): Red Bull.
Favourite Music: Drums.
Favourite Movies: I don't really have the attention span for movies, they're too long...but I do have a soft spot for The Marx Brothers, The Three Stooges and Laurel and Hardy.
Backstory: Hey hey hey hey hey hey...ahhh....hey...so ahh...yeah...I'm...ahh....like...ah....yeah....I'm Coach! I've coached all kinds of sports, all around the world. Mostly American Football. I...ahhh...ummm....yeah....I've sorta had an interesting life...I think. I don't remember a lot of it. I've got a great girlfriend, Alight, she lights up my life! Some say I have a Reb Bull addiction, but I don't think it's that bad. 800 cans a week isn't too many. If that was every day then maybe. I'm sometimes known to fall asleep sud....(snores loudly).

Name: SantaMurph.
Appearance:

Age: Born in 1987.
Nationality: Born in Japan, lives between The North Pole and Murph Manor.
Favourite Food: Cookies/Biscuits, Candycanes, cakes, chocolates, mint.
Favourite Drink(s): Fanta.
Favourite Music: Queen, Bowie, Slade, KISS (Knights In Santa's Service).
Favourite Movies: Ernest Saves Christmas, Saving Grace, Still Crazy.
Backstory: Ho ho ho! Merry...whenever it is that you're reading this! I am the real Santa. Don't let anyone else tell you otherwise. It's really me! Just ask my 13 reindeers! Yes, there are 13 of them. For some reason, people only talk about Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen...and of course, Rudolph (that song is extremely inaccurate by the way, he's always been very popular with the others)...but you never hear about Ozmodiar, Kevin, Fiddlesticks and Fergus. Ozmodiar is especially important as he's the navigator. He's the one who's up all night with the maps, planning the best route. The other thing that people get wrong about me is that I have a wife...I do not now, nor have I ever had a wife or girlfriend. I'm actually gay and asexual. I always wanted to have children though, but in those days, it was illegal for a single gay Gorilla to adopt a child. That's when I came up with the idea of giving gifts to all the children of the world...well, as many as possible. That's where the "naughty and nice" thing came in. There are, sadly, other children that I can't make it to in order to give them gifts. I usually try to avoid active warzones as it's far too dangerous. So if you're reading this and I've missed you at some point, I really am very sorry. I can only do so much. I have magical powers but there are limits as to what I can and cannot do. I just like to put smiles on people's faces. It was originally just children, but then it became much bigger. I want to give be able to give every good person a present, at least once in their life time. As for religion, I'm not at all religious. The date when I usually give out presents was chosen at random and has no connection to any particilar religious holiday. It just seemed like a good idea at the time.

Name: Kentucky Murphy.
Appearance:

Age: Born in 1987.
Nationality: Born in Japan, raised in Kentucky.
Favourite Food: Coleslaw.
Favourite Drink(s): Bourbon.
Favourite Music: Country Rock.
Favourite Movies: Every Which Way But Loose.
Backstory: Well howdy! I'm Kentucky Murphy! I moved from Japan to Kentucky as I was offered a job at a fast food restaurant, Kentucky Fried Chicken. However, the job didn't last long once I found out that they weren't cooking for chicken but rather they were cooking chickens. I didn't approve of that at all, but I made a life there in Kentucky, usually hanging about the bars and getting wasted with my friends. I'd also go to the library a lot and hang out there, that's where I learnt about things as I didn't go to school or anything like that. I just worked out how to read and read everything that I could get my hands on. Then the internet came along and I leart even more through that. I got involved in various socialist networks and animal rights groups, helping to arrange protests and all that. Other than that though, I just liked having fun, and so that's how I choose to live my life. If it ain't fun for me, then I ain't doin' it.

Name: Derby "Dush" Murphy.
Appearance:

Age: Born in 1987.
Nationality: Born in Japan.
Favourite Food: Corn, Quorn, Nuts.
Favourite Drink(s): Scotch and Coke.
Favourite Music: New Wave, Synth Pop, 80s.
Favourite Movies: Friday The 13th Part 4, Back To The Future.
Backstory: The first question that most people ask me is about my nickname. I am called "Dush" because it's the sound that you hear as I speed past on my rollerskates, rollerblades or skateboard. I enjoy nothing more than skating. It's a huge part of my life. I was in a Rollerderby team, the Osaka Gorillas (yes, they named the team that because of me), for many years but retired this year. I've also won awards as a skateboarder. Life is much better with wheels on it. I'm a lesbian...in case anyone was wondering. If you weren't wondering...then ignore the previous sentence. I've spent most of my life in Japan, but moved to Australia this year. I had to learn English very quickly and luckily I was able to get a tape by the former Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson. That's why I speak the way that I do. I sound rather posh. It was the only tape available at the time though and I wanted to learn the language properly so I really studied it hard. I arrived here at Murph Manor on the same day as Kentucky. We traveled together for much of the trip and as a result, we've developed a very close bond. I also have my own pet Labugiraffe, Yoyo.

Name: Saran Murphy.
Appearance:

Age: Born in 1987.
Nationality: Born in Japan, raised in Tibet and India.
Favourite Food: Lentils, Rice, Curry.
Favourite Drink(s): Red wine.
Favourite Music: Ravi Shankar.
Favourite Movies: When you have traveled as deep into inner space as I have, most movies don't measure up...although seeing as there is a film called InnerSpace...I'll go with that..
Backstory: I have dedicated my life to meditation and spiritual awakenings. I have studied with both Maharishi Mahesh Yogi and the Dali Lama. I have seen beyond what most are capable of understanding. I have gone beyond gender and beyond reality and into the vastness of the unknowning and all knowing world beyond time and space. I have seen the inner light, I have found inner peace and gone far further than dreams can ever take you.

Name: Sandy Murphy.
Appearance:

Age: Born in 1987.
Nationality: Born in Japan, raised in London.
Favourite Food: Crisps, Monster Munch, Poundland Vegetarian Sausage Rolls.
Favourite Drink(s): Gin and Lemonade, Guinness, Booze!.
Favourite Music: I like a nice tune, Ska is a favourite...especially Madness and The Specials...but the top tier of music for me has to go to British punk rock. Crass, The Clash and X-Ray Specs are the main bands that I used to blast from my boombox back in the day.
Favourite Movies: Not big on movies, prefer TV...Hancock's Half Hour and Steptoe And Son are the ones I probably rewatched the most.
Backstory: Allo, I'm Sandy! I'm a beach bum and a punk rocker. I like to think of myself as a helpful type of geezer and as I do spend a lot of time at the beach, I like to help out the lifeguards. I'm not technically trained and they don't always apprieciate it, but I just love pitching in. This one time, I saw this bloke who was struggling to keep his head above water. I swam out there and it turns out he's wearing concrete shoes. I dragged him out of there, but apparently, this was the wrong thing to do as some local mobsters didn't want him to be an alive person anymore. They caught me and buried me under about a tonne of sand. I was able to dig my way up with the help of my friends Hammy, Pussy, Woofles, Bun Bun and KitKat. I'd already made plans to skip town and head to Murph Manor, so my friends decided to tag along. It's great being surrounded by family and friends. It really puts it all into perspective.

Name: Nastia Murphy.
Appearance:

Age: Born in 1987.
Nationality: Born in Japan, raised in Delaware, USA.
Favourite Food: Fruits and vegetables.
Favourite Drink(s): Baileys.
Favourite Music: Funky stuff.
Favourite Movies: Stick It!
Backstory: Well hey there, I'm Nastia Murphy...retired gymnast. I lead the Delaware Blue Hens to gold in the North Eastern Invitational Gymastics Conference 4 years running. You'd probably think that, because I'm a Gorilla, that I'd have specialised in bars, but I was actually better on balance beam than I ever was on uneven bars. I competed in both though, along with vault and floor. My floor routine was jungle themed. I wasn't really keen on that idea but it seemed to work. For music, I used an instrumental version of the theme from "George Of The Jungle". Did I get teased for being a Gorilla in a human world? A little, but once they saw what I could do, that would usually be enough to earn their respect. I put my body through a lot for gymnastics and I still enjoy doing it for fun occasionally now, but my body is so glad that I've retired. Especially my ankles and knees that really took a lot of impact over the years. I really didn't know where to go after I retired. I did consider coaching but they didn't really need me. That was when I got an email from Sandy. He had an extra ticket to get to MUrph Manor via Japan, I just had to make my own way to Japan, so I met up with him there and now here we are!

Name: Kes "Kestrel" Murphy.
Appearance:

Age: Born in 1987.
Nationality: Born in Japan, raised in Yorkshire.
Favourite Food: Ready meals.
Favourite Drink(s): Whatever has the highest alcohol content..
Favourite Music: Cassette tapes.
Favourite Movies: Laserdiscs.
Backstory: Hey, this is Kes. Much like our brothers, Les and Des (Des lives in the USA with our friend Aunt Dee as well as Coach Jr and Snowy Murphy), I was in the air force. However, I was in the British air force, mostly stationed in Yorkshire, but I did travel around the UK a little bit. I'm quite small and given my skills as a pilot...plus my name being Kes...they called me "The Kestrel" as I was able to fly into places that no one else was able to get to. I was able to get humanitarian aid to all kinds of people in need. I was never one for actual fighting. Something that Les didn't mention in his biography was that, for a while, he and Des went AWOL and joined me in the UK to form a band called "Murphys" with our other brothers, Wes and Fes. We were signed to 4AD and released a couple of albums during the reign of Britpop. We didn't really get too far though, although we did get to open for bands like The Verve and Oasis. During the Oasis tour, we debuted a song called "Thighs" which does bare a striking similarity to "Yellow" by Coldplay. We know that they attended a show that we played and so it's not outside the realm of possibility that they stole it. Not that it mattered anyway as Les and Des were caught and shipped off back the the USA before we hit the studio to make that album. Perhaps we could have been big. Although I don't think I'd fancy Gwyeneth Paltrow and her candles that are scented like her nether reigions. That all sounds a bit fishy to me...probably smells a bit fishy too, come to think of it.

Name: "The Chimpanator" Chimpy Chimpusgus.
Appearance:

Age: Born at the exact second between the 31st of December and 1st of January Year Zero.
Nationality: Born on Metebelis 13.
Favourite Food: Snot.
Favourite Drink(s): Booze.
Favourite Music: Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Punk, Alt. Rock.
Favourite Movies: Cheeky Chimps XXX.
Backstory: I'm over 2000 years old and I'm a good friend of The Murphy Family. I run a hotel on Metebelis 13. When I'm on Earth, I stay with my friends, The Murphy Family. I first met Worker and Surfer many years ago when they attended a wrestling show where I was performing with my tag partner, CoCo Nuts (more on him later) as the A.P.E. When they put BC or AD after a year, that means Before Chimpy or After Dachimpwasborn. I have a lovely wife, Zileus. She has a sleeping disorder in which she requires 23 hours sleep every day. I have a lot of children, some of whom you'll be meeting on here. A few of which were born to other females. Zileus doesn't mind me spreading my seed though. She's very understanding like that. I play the drums. I'm an excellent driver. I have a unique fragrence. I've been contacted by perfume makers wanting to bottle "Eu De La Chimpy". CoCo says it could be used in bacterialogical warfare. I'm not entirely sure what he means by that but I'll take it as a compliment. I'm a very special Chimp! I'm allergic to bananas, but I still eat them. It just means that I bring them up and get to eat them again! They get tastier each time.

Name: Maddyjojo "M.J" Murphy.
Appearance:

Age: Older than The Murfer but that's really no-one's business, is it?.
Nationality: Born in Australia.
Favourite Food: Super Crunchy Tasty Snack (Tree Bark) and Indian Food.
Favourite Drink(s): No preference.
Favourite Music: Rock and Blues.
Favourite Movies: Comedy.
Backstory: I'm a Murphy via marriage. I married The Murfer in 2023 after dating for a few years. I had a crush on him when we were both younger and then I actually had a chance to meet him and we became friends, then more than friends and now we're married! He makes me so happy. I used to work as a chef at an Indian Restaurant until they sold the business and didn't tell the new owners that one of their employees was a Gorilla. The new owners stabbed me several times and tried to kill me, but my family saved me. They still live near the restaurant though and I don't feel safe there. The Murphy Family took me in as they lived nearby and knew my situation. No-one could have predicted that The Murfer and I would fall in love. 2 asexual Gorillas with similar interests, a similar sense of humour and the same political and social ideals finding each other...it was like fate. Our relationship may seem strange to others, but it works for us.

Name: B.G. Tipps.
Appearance:

Age: Born in 1983.
Nationality: Born in Japan, raised in England.
Favourite Food: Tea.
Favourite Drink(s): Tea.
Favourite Music: Anything that I can listen to with a nice cup of tea.
Favourite Movies: Anything that I can watch with a nice cup of tea.
Backstory: I met The Murphy Family through my good friends, Sussex Murphy and Cousin Furphy. My main interests in life are making tea, drinking tea and enjoying tea.

Name: Clyde Nilaine.
Appearance:

Age: Born in 2017.
Nationality: Born in Oxford, UK.
Favourite Food: Pot Noodle.
Favourite Drink(s): Coffee.
Favourite Music: Pop Punk.
Favourite Movies: Horror.
Backstory: Chimpy visited my hometown in 2016. He had an affair with my mother and the following year, I was born. I grew up around the canals of Oxfordshire. My mother died when I was very young and I was left to fend for myself. I would live on canal boats when no one else was using them, then once someone came along, I'd move on. I spent a lot of time with ducks, geese and swans but very little around my own kind. It was only when Chimpy returned to Oxford in 2023 that I happened to find him and he took me home. As it turns out, he'd also had an affair with another female during the 2016 trip, which lead to the birth of my sister, Jane. We ran into her in Oxford too, so she's with us as well now. She's kind of taken on the role of my older sister despite being the same age as me. She's just a bit more responsible I guess. She's my best friend.

Name: Jane.
Appearance:

Age: Born in 2017.
Nationality: Born in Oxford, UK.
Favourite Food: Fruit.
Favourite Drink(s): Salad Dressing.
Favourite Music: Ambient.
Favourite Movies: Metropolis.
Backstory: I was born and lived in a big tree in a park in Oxford for the first few years of my life. My mother and I left the tree due to an argument with a family of pigeons who said that it was their tree. We were there first but they kept pecking at us, so we left. We found another tree, but it wasn't as nice. My mother hooked up with a Tory politician and she abandoned me. I lived on the streets of Oxford until I was found by Clyde who invited me to come and live with him. As it turned out, we share a father, Chimpy, so that was a nice surprise. Zileus is our step mum. She's really nice...when she's awake.

Name: Ziggy Stardrill.
Appearance:

Age: Born 3rd of July 1973.
Nationality: Born on Mars.
Favourite Food: Red and green peppers.
Favourite Drink(s): Soy milk.
Favourite Music: Glam Rock.
Favourite Movies: Sci-Fi.
Backstory: On the 3rd of July, 1973, Ziggy Stardust died...well, his spirit left the body of David Robert Jones, better known as David Bowie. On that day, his spirit rose up and returned to Mars where he was reborn as a Mandrill, he was reborn as Ziggy Stardrill!

Name: Al Beano.
Appearance:

Age: Born in ????.
Nationality: Found in Cornwall, anything before that is unknown.
Favourite Food: Quorn.
Favourite Drink(s): Rum, Vodka.
Favourite Music: Anarcho Punk.
Favourite Movies: Sci-Fi and Horror.
Backstory: I am the adopted son of The Murfer and Maddyjojo. They found me on the street, somewhere in Cornwall. I don't really remember much about my past. My birth parents were murdered by a gang of neo-Nazis, I saw it...then I shut down. I have a lot of trauma associated with that, but The Murfer and Maddyjojo, along with the rest of the family and their friends, have taken me in and shown me a lot of love. They saved my life as I don't know how much longer I could have survived in the situation that I was in.

Name: Droz The Monkey.
Appearance:

Age: Born in 2020.
Nationality: Born in England.
Favourite Food: Nuts.
Favourite Drink(s): Beer.
Favourite Music: Anything.
Favourite Movies: Anything.
Backstory: I'm a monkey and I'm a friend of The Murphy Family. I vomit a lot, but they don't mind as long as I clean up after myself.

Name: The Gayrillas ("The Fabulous" Terrence Green and Carlos).
Appearance:

Age: None of your business.
Nationality: Born in Australia.
Favourite Food: Weedy Puffs.
Favourite Drink(s): Red Wine.
Favourite Music: Folk Rock.
Favourite Movies: Musicals.
Backstory: We are The Gayrillas. A couple of Australian Outback Gorillas. The one thing that we love almost as much as each other is music. We mostly play acoustic folk rock, but we'll play a bit of anything.

Name: Chop Top.
Appearance:

Age: Born the 70s.
Nationality: Born in Australia.
Favourite Food: Plate pickings.
Favourite Drink(s): Bloody Marys.
Favourite Music: Music Is My Life!.
Favourite Movies: Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2.
Backstory: Oh ah, hey! I'm Chop Top! Carlos is my brother, Dusty is my twin. You may have seen me playing Choptop Sawyer in THe Murphy-Furphy-Tipps Theatre Company's version of my favourite film. That film saved my life. I was a circus performer. My act involved juggling chainsaws whilst riding a unicycle on a tight rope. I fell and chopped the top of my head off. I have a metal plate in my head and I was really depressed about the whole thing...until I saw that film. I'm not at all violent, but if Choptop Sawyer could be a killer with a plate in his head, then I shouldn't let it hold me back from what I want to do either! Always follow your dreams! I always wanted to be an actor and now I am! I look forward to playing more roles in the future.

Name: "His Royal Dustyness" Dusty.
Appearance:

Age: Born in the 70s.
Nationality: Born in Australia.
Favourite Food: Vegetables.
Favourite Drink(s): Beer, WIne and Scotch.
Favourite Music: Hard Rock.
Favourite Movies: Comedy.
Backstory: I was born dusty...somehow...as in I came out of the womb, covered in dust. That's how I got my name. I don't know how it happened given that Chop Top and I are twins and he came out first. I also worked in the circus. My act was that I could be beaten up by anyone from the audience. As a result, I suffered a lot of concussions and injuries. I struggled with drugs for a long time too because of the injuries. I have since cleaned up my act. I still do some stuff, but I no longer rub cocaine directly into my eyeballs. It was during the time that I was getting clean that I saw Queen Elisabeth the 2nd on TV and noticed that she looked uncannily like me. As a result, I must be her closest living relative and rightful heir to the throne. I'm not too pleased that Ol' Flappy Ears took my job. I'd be a much better King!

Name: Big Dick Bowler.
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Age: Unknown.
Nationality: Born in Hampton Park, Victoria, Australia.
Favourite Food: Beer.
Favourite Drink(s): Beer.
Favourite Music: Beer.
Favourite Movies: Beer.
Backstory: I love lawn bowls and I love beer...and my family and friends. Any questions?

Name: CoCo Nuts.
Appearance:

Age: Born in 1992.
Nationality: Born in Japan, raised in Australia.
Favourite Food: Nuts.
Favourite Drink(s): Beer.
Favourite Music: Berlin era Bowie.
Favourite Movies: The Man Who Fell To Earth.
Backstory: Where to start? I'm an acrobat, a chef, a non binary person, a wrestler, a gardener, a friend, a Gorilla, a guitarist. I have 2 brothers, Boris P. Nuts and Marcus "Fuck No" Nuts plus a cousin, Doppy Doppalina. We all live here at Murph Manor. Chimpy is my best friend and tag team partner. The Works, The Murfer and I have all been very close since not long after I was born.

Name: Major Tom.
Appearance:

Age: Born in 1969.
Nationality: Born in the USA.
Favourite Food: Space food.
Favourite Drink(s): Cocktails.
Favourite Music: Folk.
Favourite Movies: Sci-Fi.
Backstory: I'm an astronaut who just so happens to be a simian.